Uh-Oh.

An auditor called,
He would like to have a "chat"
-bring all your receipts.

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Murphy's Haiku

O little red book,
With all my info, where thou?
-found by auditor.


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(Granted this would have been alot funnier around April 15, but...)

Haikus Can Be So Taxing!!

Man sits at table,
Gnashing teeth and sweating pales
-One minute to twelve!

Man slouches at chair,
Pistol to temple and crying
-next time, TurboTax!

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