Thursday, July 31, 2008

Murphy's Haiku #8

We drove many hours,
not seeing expected sites!
-took left, not right turn.

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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Murphy's Haiku #7

Thunder The Picnic was set,
The spread was incredible!
-then torential rain.

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A series of haiku based on Murphy's Law.





Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Murphy's Haiku #6

File After grueling hours,
All the paperwork was done!
-clerk said: Sir, wrong form.

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A series of haiku based on Murphy's Law.
(as I know anything can go wrong, I didn't want
people to think some guy named Murphy wrote
all of these)








Monday, July 28, 2008

Sunday, July 27, 2008

The Things We Face

Money The Decider's face
stared down, admonishing us
-"Go shopping! Buy! Spend!"
(apologies to George Orwell)

United States Behind the scarred face,
was the boy she always knew
-her son, war hero.

Tombstone After she had died,
I saw her face everywhere
-god, the lonliness.

For One Single Impression

Murphy's Haiku will return on Tuesday








Saturday, July 26, 2008

Murphy's Haiku #4

Earth As the world ended,
And the last ship was to leave
-had to use bathroom!

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A series of haiku based on Murphy's Law.








Friday, July 25, 2008

Murphy's Haiku #3

Briefcase At job interview,
The Boss leaned over and said:
-"please zip up your fly".

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A series of haiku based on Murphy's Law.





Thursday, July 24, 2008

Murphy's Haiku #2

WhaleAll the whales came up,
A spectacular vista!
-camera left home.

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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Murphy's Haiku

IRS Agent O little red book,
With all my info, where thou?
-found by auditor.


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(Granted this would have been alot funnier around April 15, but...)








Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Sunday, July 20, 2008

A Day Of Rest

One Single Impression: Rest
ClockThe boss walks in, says
"What-You worked only twelve hours?!!"
-resting is for wimps.


He talked with fervor,
Bashing gays and liberals
-not needing a rest.


CribBaby in cradle
sleeps for three hour intervals
-no sleep for mother.
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