The one thing that we all need the least of in our lives is jerks. If you live long enough, you collect more than enough. One classic jerk for this season is Scrooge. When you're out holiday shopping, your bound to run into many more. Here is a Haiku for the MEAN people who enter our lives, and unfortunately (many times) stay!
You glower at me,
like something pickled in a jar.
-Just try some Maalox!